After years of intensive research and monkeying around, a new, breakthrough photographic technique has been developed to help EVERYONE look great – no matter what their appearance. Dubbed Opaque Portraits, these photographs are created in a specially designed studio with patented opaque lighting so that nothing is visible in the photo. “No one will ever have to worry about others judging their appearance ever again,” states photo artist Mark Madere of SpectraLight Photography.
“We've been asked by world renowned celebrities to create Opaque Portraits for them,” said Madere. Their first client was a California Governor and famous movie star who flew all the way to SpectraLight’s North Ridgeville studio for his session. When he saw his Opaque Portrait, the Governor exclaimed, “I’ve never looked so good! You can’t see anything in this picture. I'll be baaack!”
Beloved #23 of a local basketball team is a leader in everything he does. So when he heard about Opaque Portraits, he was first on his team to give it a try. Although he came for his photo shoot right after a tough game, his Opaque Portrait turned out extremely well. As he looked at his portrait, he said with a huge grin, “This is great! You can’t tell I was sweating. In fact, you can’t tell anything! I felt a little winded. I ain't gonna lie. I wasn't 100 percent.”
The Wicked Witch of the West was SpectraLight’s most recent client. “Unfortunately, we had a little accident during her session,” states Madere. “After flying in from Emerald City , she requested a glass of water to quench her thirst. My assistant tripped over her broom and spilled the water all over her causing a little ‘melt down.' As I took her photos, she screamed, ‘You cursed brat! Look what you've done! I'm melting!' Fortunately, you could never tell there was a problem in her Opaque Portrait.”
Have a great April Fool’s Day!
